Cre*m liqueur and chocolate
for the post-milk generation. (And people with taste.)
We don’t get it either! All our bottles. All our bars. We’re as surprised as you. Started small in a kitchen. Outgrew it. The factory came when people kept buying.
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“Our second recipe. The first was terrible. This isn’t. Three bottles, seventeen percent. Pour cold. Drink slow. Repeat as needed.”
“Plant-based cream that doesn’t taste of compromise. The trick is coconut fat — same melt point as dairy cream, so it coats the tongue the same way. £25 earns its name.”
Twelve bars. Three bottles. Flavours that shouldn’t work but do. Most people start with one. Almost no one stops there.
Six boxes. Three for the bar people. Three for the bottle people. Most start with one. Some never leave.
We pick. You eat.
It’s a chocolate subscription, not a marriage. Just whatever we feel like sending — could be the bar everyone’s after. Could be the one we shouldn’t have made. Every month, until you tell us to stop.
“Cookies No Cream is the closest I’ve come to disrespecting a friend’s chocolate.”
“The Sooo Original liqueur is what I imagine Baileys would be if Baileys had any sense of humour.”
“Bought the Dirty Dozen for my mum. She is now my mum and a Dirty Cow customer for life.”
“Salty Susan should not work. I had three in two days. It works.”
“Silky Strawberry is what summer should taste like all year round.”
“Cookies No Cream is the closest I’ve come to disrespecting a friend’s chocolate.”
“The Sooo Original liqueur is what I imagine Baileys would be if Baileys had any sense of humour.”
“Bought the Dirty Dozen for my mum. She is now my mum and a Dirty Cow customer for life.”
“Salty Susan should not work. I had three in two days. It works.”
“Silky Strawberry is what summer should taste like all year round.”
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