— Trade. A way in. —

Stocked,
not stalked.

Plant-based cre*m liqueur and chocolate, sold to good homes only. Cafés, delis, hotels, members' clubs, hampers, and the occasional independent supermarket.

01

The shelf life.

12 months on the bars, 24 on the bottles. Made in small batches, dispatched same week.

02

The margin.

Bars at £2.20 trade, RRP £3.99. Bottles at £14 trade, RRP £25. UK only for now.

03

The story.

Plant-based since 2018. Multi-award-winning. The kind of brand that walks itself off the shelf.

— Try before you commit. —

The trade sample box.

One bar of every flavour + one bottle of every cream. £25 all in, free postage to UK trade addresses. Refunded against your first order over £200.

Request a sample box →

Decide on the shelf, not on the screen.

— New here? —

Apply for a trade account.

Tell us who you are and where you'd stock us. We read every one. Approved accounts get login details by email within two working days.

We'll never share your details. Prefer to write directly? sales@dirtycowchocolate.com.