Tastes like the chocolate. Drunk.
Plant-based cream liqueur.
Properly creamy.
Deep cocoa, a whisper of smoke.
Pour cold. Sip slow.
Free from 14 major allergens · 17% ABV · 70cl
Best poured over ice. Or over Cherry Pop, melted, on vegan ice cream. We’ve done it. Twice.
“Oat cream, slow-steeped cocoa, a hint of malt, a whisper of smoke. Drinks like an evening in a wood-panelled bar that doesn’t exist.”
Four sips’ worth of notes. Not that you’ll be counting.
Cocoa. Big. Then malt, then the smoke arriving late.
Cream coats the tongue. Cocoa settles in. Malt holds the bottom.
Long, dark, slow-lit. Doesn’t end. Just walks away.
An evening in a wood-panelled bar that doesn’t exist.
Water, sugar, maltodextrin, ethanol, coconut fat, vegetable oil (coconut), emulsifier, whisky, cocoa flavouring, caramel sugar syrup, antioxidant (natural vitamin E). 17% ABV.
| Per | 100ml | 50ml pour | %RI* |
|---|---|---|---|
| Energy | 1302 kJ | 651 kJ | 8% |
| 311 kcal | 156 kcal | 8% | |
| Fat | 10.0 g | 5.0 g | 7% |
| of which saturates | 9.5 g | 4.8 g | 24% |
| Carbohydrate | 33.9 g | 17.0 g | 7% |
| of which sugars | 19.4 g | 9.7 g | 11% |
| Fibre | 0 g | 0 g | — |
| Protein | 0.1 g | 0.1 g | 0% |
| Salt | 0.005 g | 0.003 g | <1% |
*Reference intake of an average adult (8400 kJ / 2000 kcal). 17% ABV. Please drink responsibly. Not suitable under 18.
17%. Strong enough for a real drink, gentle enough for a second. Three pours in the bottle, give or take a generous one.
Pour cold. After opening, keep it in the fridge — lasts 12 months opened. Won’t last that long anyway.
Yes. Oat cream, neutral spirit, no animal anything. We test it on a vegan focus group called “us”.
UK only for now. Bottle weight is the bottleneck. We’re working on it.
Four more from the same factory. Different fruit, different mood. If you got this far, one of these is for you.
A bottle a month? We can arrange that. Pause whenever. Restart whenever. It’s a bottle, not a relationship.
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Started small in a kitchen. Outgrew it. The factory came when people kept buying. The recipes never changed.
Plant-based, vegan, dairy-free and virtuous-ish since 2018.
“Loaded Chocolate is the only chocolate liqueur I’ve had that tastes like chocolate. Don’t ask me about the others.”
“Poured one for a friend who said they didn’t like chocolate liqueur. They had three.”
“The smoke is the surprise. The cream is the welcome. The cocoa is the reason.”
“Pours like cream. Drinks like a secret.”
“I keep a bottle in the freezer. I’ll need another bottle soon.”
“Loaded Chocolate is the only chocolate liqueur I’ve had that tastes like chocolate. Don’t ask me about the others.”
“Poured one for a friend who said they didn’t like chocolate liqueur. They had three.”
“The smoke is the surprise. The cream is the welcome. The cocoa is the reason.”
“Pours like cream. Drinks like a secret.”
“I keep a bottle in the freezer. I’ll need another bottle soon.”
