Tastes like the honeycomb. Not the syrup.
Plant-based chocolate. Properly creamy.
Real honeycomb shards, snapped through.
Hazelnut paste folded in.
The crunch holds. The chocolate carries it.
Best with a coffee. Or a second one. Or a bottle of Sooo Original if it’s after seven.
“We tried syrupy versions. They all tasted like a candle. Real honeycomb, snapped late so it stays brittle. That’s the bar.”
Four bites’ worth of notes. Not that you’ll get to four.
Honeycomb. Brittle, golden, the colour of a Sunday morning. Snaps clean against the teeth.
Cocoa pulls back. Hazelnut cream slips in. The sweetness is real, not loud.
Amber-caramel tang holds on. Sticks to the corners of the smile.
A small, defiant joy. Not for sharing. Possibly.
Dirty Cow chocolate (cocoa, sugar, cocoa butter, hazelnut paste, shea butter, soy lecithin, natural vanilla), honeycomb pieces (sugar, glucose syrup, sodium bicarbonate). Made with 35% cocoa solids.
| Per | 100g | 40g serving | %RI* |
|---|---|---|---|
| Energy | 2225 kJ | 890 kJ | 11% |
| 535 kcal | 214 kcal | 11% | |
| Fat | 32.6 g | 13.0 g | 19% |
| of which saturates | 18.3 g | 7.3 g | 37% |
| Carbohydrate | 52.1 g | 20.8 g | 8% |
| of which sugars | 48.1 g | 19.2 g | 21% |
| Fibre | 5.8 g | 2.3 g | — |
| Protein | 4.1 g | 1.6 g | 3% |
| Salt | 0.009 g | 0.004 g | 1% |
*Reference intake of an average adult (8400 kJ / 2000 kcal). The bar is 80g — eat it however you like.
Yes. No dairy, no eggs, no animal anything. Hazelnut paste does the heavy lifting on the cream. We test it on a vegan focus group called “us”.
80g. About four bites for a small mood, the whole bar for a serious one. The wrapper doubles as a share bag — grab, smash, share.
Twelve months unopened, somewhere cool and dark. Realistically, twelve hours.
UK only for now. The chocolate doesn’t love long boats. We’re working on it.
Four more from the same factory. Different fruit, different mood. If you got this far, one of these is for you.
Three bars a month, our pick. Honey Come Home most months — we’ll work in some weird ones. Cancel any time.
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Started small in a kitchen. Outgrew it. The factory came when people kept buying. The recipes never changed.
Plant-based, vegan, dairy-free and virtuous-ish since 2018.
“Honey Come Home is dangerous. I bought it for my mum. She returned the empty wrapper.”
“The crunch keeps going. So does the bar. So do I.”
“Tastes like a proper honeycomb chocolate. Not a flavour pretending. A relief.”
“I bought one. Bought five more two days later. Currency is a construct.”
“Snapped it in half to share. Friend got the smaller half. I’m fine with that.”
“Honey Come Home is dangerous. I bought it for my mum. She returned the empty wrapper.”
“The crunch keeps going. So does the bar. So do I.”
“Tastes like a proper honeycomb chocolate. Not a flavour pretending. A relief.”
“I bought one. Bought five more two days later. Currency is a construct.”
“Snapped it in half to share. Friend got the smaller half. I’m fine with that.”
