Tastes like the sour cherry. Not the syrup.
Plant-based chocolate. Properly creamy.
Real freeze-dried sour cherries throughout.
Hazelnut paste folded in. The fruit pops first.
The chocolate carries it. No apology.
Best with a glass of Loaded Chocolate. Or a quiet hour and no apologies.
“We tried six versions before we trusted the sour cherry. Freeze-dried, not syrup. The bar tastes like the fruit, not the sweet shop.”
Four bites’ worth of notes. Not that you’ll get to four.
Sour cherry. Bright, sharp, almost too red. Real fruit, slow to fade on the tongue.
Dark cocoa pulls back like a curtain. Hazelnut cream slips in behind it, warm and unhurried.
Sour-sweet tang holds on. Cherry first, chocolate last. Stays with you long after the last bite.
A quiet undoing. Lights low. No conversation. No regret.
Dirty Cow chocolate (cocoa butter, sugar, cocoa mass, hazelnut paste, shea butter, soy lecithin, natural vanilla), freeze-dried sour cherries (4%). Made with 35% cocoa solids.
| Per | 100g | 20g serving | %RI* |
|---|---|---|---|
| Energy | 2310 kJ | 462 kJ | 6% |
| 552 kcal | 110 kcal | 6% | |
| Fat | 38 g | 7.6 g | 11% |
| of which saturates | 22 g | 4.4 g | 22% |
| Carbohydrate | 43 g | 8.6 g | 3% |
| of which sugars | 38 g | 7.6 g | 8% |
| Fibre | 6.5 g | 1.3 g | — |
| Protein | 6.2 g | 1.2 g | 2% |
| Salt | 0.10 g | 0.02 g | <1% |
*Reference intake of an average adult (8400 kJ / 2000 kcal). The bar is 80g — eat it however you like.
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“The cherry is doing real work here. None of that gummy sweet-shop business. Bought four. Hid two.”
“Better than the supermarket dark with cherry that I won’t name. A pound more. Twice the chocolate.”
“My partner bought this without telling me. I owe him a thank-you. He’ll get one when the bar’s finished.”
“Tastes like the cherry I remember from a cake my grandmother made. I don’t know how. I’m not asking.”
“Snapped a square. Then half the bar. Cherry Pop is a gateway flavour.”
“The cherry is doing real work here. None of that gummy sweet-shop business. Bought four. Hid two.”
“Better than the supermarket dark with cherry that I won’t name. A pound more. Twice the chocolate.”
“My partner bought this without telling me. I owe him a thank-you. He’ll get one when the bar’s finished.”
“Tastes like the cherry I remember from a cake my grandmother made. I don’t know how. I’m not asking.”
“Snapped a square. Then half the bar. Cherry Pop is a gateway flavour.”
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