Tastes like the Bourbon. Dunked properly.
Plant-based chocolate. Properly creamy.
Crushed Bourbon biscuits, folded through.
Hazelnut paste underneath.
The biscuit holds. The chocolate carries it.
Best dunked into a hot oat-milk tea. Or a glass of Loaded Chocolate.
“Bourbon biscuits, broken by hand, folded in late so the chunks stay chunky. Childhood-tea-time energy, grown-up address.”
Four bites’ worth of notes. Not that you’ll get to four.
Biscuit. Familiar, dark, then chocolate, deeper than expected.
Crumbs soften. Hazelnut cream takes over. The cocoa underlines.
Long biscuit-and-chocolate finish. Like the last bite of a packet you weren’t supposed to open.
Someone who orders the second slice. Right every time.
Dirty Cow chocolate (cocoa, sugar, cocoa butter, hazelnut paste, shea butter, soy lecithin, natural vanilla), Bourbon biscuits (flour (wheat flour, calcium, iron, niacin, thiamin), sugar, palm oil (certified sustainable), fat-reduced cocoa powder, glucose syrup, dextrose, wheat starch, raising agents (ammonium bicarbonate, sodium bicarbonate), salt, natural flavouring). Made with 35% cocoa solids.
| Per | 100g | 40g serving | %RI* |
|---|---|---|---|
| Energy | 2248 kJ | 899 kJ | 11% |
| 540 kcal | 216 kcal | 11% | |
| Fat | 33.3 g | 13.3 g | 19% |
| of which saturates | 18.7 g | 7.5 g | 38% |
| Carbohydrate | 51.3 g | 18.0 g | 7% |
| of which sugars | 39.7 g | 15.9 g | 18% |
| Fibre | 5.7 g | 2.3 g | — |
| Protein | 5.0 g | 2.0 g | 4% |
| Salt | 0.06 g | 0.02 g | 1% |
*Reference intake of an average adult (8400 kJ / 2000 kcal). The bar is 80g — eat it however you like.
Yes. No dairy, no eggs, no animal anything. Hazelnut paste does the heavy lifting on the cream. We test it on a vegan focus group called “us”.
80g. About four bites for a small mood, the whole bar for a serious one. The wrapper doubles as a share bag — grab, smash, share.
Twelve months unopened, somewhere cool and dark. Realistically, twelve hours.
UK only for now. The chocolate doesn’t love long boats. We’re working on it.
Four more from the same factory. Different fruit, different mood. If you got this far, one of these is for you.
Three bars a month, our pick. Chunky Dunky non-negotiable.
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Started small in a kitchen. Outgrew it. The factory came when people kept buying. The recipes never changed.
Plant-based, vegan, dairy-free and virtuous-ish since 2018.
“Chunky Dunky is what I want when nothing else will do. Often.”
“The chunks are aggressive. The chocolate diplomatic. It works.”
“Bought it for a road trip. Ate it before we left the postcode.”
“Peanut butter chocolate is a crowded category. This walks in and clears it.”
“Big-spoon energy. Bar form. Recommended.”
“Chunky Dunky is what I want when nothing else will do. Often.”
“The chunks are aggressive. The chocolate diplomatic. It works.”
“Bought it for a road trip. Ate it before we left the postcode.”
“Peanut butter chocolate is a crowded category. This walks in and clears it.”
“Big-spoon energy. Bar form. Recommended.”
