Cinema in a wrapper. No sticky floor.
Plant-based chocolate. Properly creamy.
Sweet caramel popcorn, scattered through.
Hazelnut paste folded underneath.
Crunch first. Chocolate carries it.
Best with a glass of Loaded Chocolate. Or whoever’s on the sofa.
“Popcorn folded in late so the crunch lasts the film. Caramel-touched, salt-edged, hazelnut-backed. A bar for the second half.”
Four bites’ worth of notes. Not that you’ll get to four.
Popcorn. Sweet, crisp, then chocolate filling in behind.
Crunch holding. Hazelnut paste settling underneath. The cocoa carries the room.
Buttery-sweet finish. The kind that has you reaching for the next square instead of the remote.
An evening with the curtains drawn. No texts. No regret.
Dirty Cow chocolate (cocoa, sugar, cocoa butter, hazelnut paste, shea butter, soy lecithin, natural vanilla), popcorn (maize, palm oil (certified sustainable), sweeteners: isomalt, sucralose; salt, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin). Made with 35% cocoa solids.
| Per | 100g | 40g serving | %RI* |
|---|---|---|---|
| Energy | 2283 kJ | 913 kJ | 11% |
| 549 kcal | 220 kcal | 11% | |
| Fat | 35.5 g | 14.2 g | 20% |
| of which saturates | 18.5 g | 7.4 g | 37% |
| Carbohydrate | 48.1 g | 20.0 g | 8% |
| of which sugars | 41.6 g | 16.7 g | 19% |
| Fibre | 6.5 g | 2.6 g | — |
| Protein | 4.8 g | 1.9 g | 4% |
| Salt | 0.17 g | 0.07 g | 1% |
*Reference intake of an average adult (8400 kJ / 2000 kcal). The bar is 80g — eat it however you like.
Yes. No dairy, no eggs, no animal anything. Hazelnut paste does the heavy lifting on the cream. We test it on a vegan focus group called “us”.
80g. About four bites for a small mood, the whole bar for a serious one. The wrapper doubles as a share bag — grab, smash, share.
Twelve months unopened, somewhere cool and dark. Realistically, twelve hours.
UK only for now. The chocolate doesn’t love long boats. We’re working on it.
Four more from the same factory. Different fruit, different mood. If you got this far, one of these is for you.
Three bars a month, our pick. Always one dark one. Netflix and Chill on heavy rotation.
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Started small in a kitchen. Outgrew it. The factory came when people kept buying. The recipes never changed.
Plant-based, vegan, dairy-free and virtuous-ish since 2018.
“Netflix and Chill ate itself. I ate the bar. It went better than the film.”
“Darker than I expected. Slower than I expected. Better than I expected.”
“The fig is doing real work. I’d like to thank the fig.”
“I bought it ironically. Now I buy it sincerely.”
“A grown-up chocolate. Not in a smug way. In a Friday-night way.”
“Netflix and Chill ate itself. I ate the bar. It went better than the film.”
“Darker than I expected. Slower than I expected. Better than I expected.”
“The fig is doing real work. I’d like to thank the fig.”
“I bought it ironically. Now I buy it sincerely.”
“A grown-up chocolate. Not in a smug way. In a Friday-night way.”
